Welcome to The Flirty Flamingo! 🦩
This ole’ Florida cottage has been completely updated and refurnished to submerge you in that laid-back, Old Homosassa charm — but with a cheeky twist.
The block home is a spacious three-bedroom, two-bathroom cottage with a screened-in back patio that serves as your bonus outdoor living room (aka your sunset hangout zone). And yes — we went there: we added a private plunge pool out back — made just for chillin’. It’s not for cannonballs or laps… it’s for lounging, laughing, and living your best life, flamingo-style.
Take the golf cart (available to rent) for a cruise down to all your riverside favorites like McRae’s, Monkey Bar, The Fridge, The Freezer, and more — perfect for dinner runs, oyster missions, and sunset sips.
Additional features of the cottage:
~ 6-person golf cart available to rent with signed liability waiver
~ High-speed 500 Mbps internet
~ Stainless steel appliances
~ Fully stocked kitchen
~ Flatscreen televisions
~ Garage access
~ Boat parking on 1-acre lot with circular drive
~ Large fenced yard, perfect for kids to play (driveway gates included)
~ BBQ charcoal grill
~ NEW private plunge pool — made for max relaxation
~ Custom tiled showers
~ Lawn games: Bocce ball, football, Razor scooters, Spikeball
~ 3 adult kayaks + 2 child kayaks with oars & life vests
The house is outfitted for 4 adults and 4 teens/children.
Guests have access to the entire property minus two closets locked off for owner use.
We’re just a call, text, or platform message away during your stay!
📍 Location:
Smack dab in Old Historic Homosassa — just a 5-minute walk to the river with charming restaurants, Monkey Island, and McRae’s Marina. You’re within earshot of The Old Mill Tavern, and the Sugar Mill Ruins make a perfect morning or evening stroll. Ellie Schiller Wildlife State Park is just down the road, about half a mile away.
🛻 Guests will need a vehicle for travel to neighboring towns.
⚠️ The golf cart is not street legal and can only be driven down to the river on our side. A signed liability waiver is required for use.