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Lazy River Ranch | Lazy River Pool|Pickleball|Golf
- 9 Bedrooms
- 8 Bathrooms
- 26 Guests
The Home
Welcome to the Lazy River Ranch, a secluded 72-acre retreat in the heart of Texas Hill Country, just 7 miles from downtown Boerne and under an hour from San Antonio. This expansive property offers a luxurious main house, a charming guest house, and a unique pool house, all designed for an unforgettable stay. Lazy River Ranch comfortably sleeps up to 26 guests with accommodations that include seven king beds, four queen beds, two twin beds, and a sofa bed.
This property is perfect for micro-weddings and events! We allow up to 50 guests. Please contact us for more details!
Main House
The Main House offers over 5,000 sq. ft. of refined living space, featuring five generously sized bedrooms and five full bathrooms. With multiple living areas and soaring ceilings, the home blends comfort, functionality, and sophistication. The gourmet kitchen boasts modern appliances and custom cabinetry, making it ideal for preparing...
Home Features
Enjoy the comforts of home and beyond with these distinctive features.
Air Conditioning
Heating
Bathtub
Patio/Balcony
Pets Allowed
Building Elevator
Free Parking
Concierge Services
Pool
Kids Amenities
Hot Tub
Game Room
All stays include
We believe certain amenities should be standard. Every home comes outfitted with these best-in-class essentials for a worry-free stay.
For digital free stays
We understand that sometimes you seek a truly unplugged experience. Our Tiny Home rentals may not include amenities like TV or Wi-Fi inside the home. Refer to the listing details for available features.
Home Details
Beds & Bath
Review bedroom arrangements to make sure each is right for you. Full and half bathrooms are shown as one total.
Attributes
Patio/Balcony
Game Room
Pool: Private
Free Parking: On-site
Pool: Community
Garden View
Amenities
Stove
Fire Extinguisher
Table Tennis
Bathtub
Cable/satellite
Hot Tub
Air Conditioning: Central
Refrigerator
Dishwasher
Hair Dryer
Microwave
Heating
Dryer In Home
Iron
Outdoor Furniture
Carbon Monoxide Alarm
First Aid Kit
Smoke Alarm
Oven
Washer In Home
Grill: Charcoal
Dryer On Property
Kids Amenities
The Neighborhood
Lazy River Ranch is just minutes from Boerne’s historic Main Street, known for its boutique shops, local eateries, and small-town charm. San Antonio’s attractions, including the River Walk and historic missions, are an easy day trip away. Nearby Towns & Cities: - Boerne (5 miles) - (pronounced “Bernie”) is known for its quaint, picturesque streets lined with boutiques, art galleries, restaurants, and coffee shops called the Hill Country Mile. - Luckenbach (30 miles) - home to the iconic Luckenbach Texas Dance Hall, where visitors can enjoy local performances and jam sessions. - Fredericksburg (40 miles) - a major hub in the Texas Hill Country wine region, with over 50 wineries, breweries, and distilleries in the area. Restaurants & Bars Nearby: - Saint Tryphon Farm & Vineyard (5 miles) - OUR FAVORITE! Local award-winning wines, crafted with minimal intervention - Black Board BarBQ (9 miles) - another FAVORITE! Authentic Texas Craft BarBQ - Peggy’s on the Green (9 miles) – Upscale Southern cuisine in a historic setting - Cibolo Creek Brewing Co. (9 miles) – Local craft beer & farm-to-table food - The Dienger Trading Co. (9 miles) – Café & bakery in a historic landmark - The Creek Restaurant (9 miles) – Romantic riverside dining with classic American dishes - Blacksmith Grill (9 miles) – Burgers, sandwiches, and casual fare - Dodging Duck Brewhaus (9 miles) – Brewpub with great beer & comfort food - 259 Brantley’s Bistro (9 miles) – Locally sourced dishes & wine selection - Compadres Hill Country Cocina (9 miles) – Tex-Mex & margaritas - Random Beer Garden (10 miles) – Huge outdoor beer garden with live music - The Bevy Hotel Bar (9 miles) – Stylish cocktails & small plates - Salvador Dobbs (9 miles) – Trendy cocktail bar with live music Outdoor Recreation Nearby: - Boerne City Lake Park (9 miles) - Cave Without a Name (18 miles) - Guadalupe River State Park (25 miles) - Joshua Creek Ranch (9 miles) – hunting & skeet shooting - Natural Bridge Caverns (30 miles) - Six Flags Fiesta Texas (25 miles) - SeaWorld San Antonio (40 miles) - Schlitterbahn Waterpark (60 miles) - Rockin’ R River Rides (60 miles) – tubing on the Guadalupe River - Enchanted Rock State Natural Area (55 miles) - please make a reservation first!
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Things To Know
Payment & Cancellation - 30 Day Policy
Grace Period:
- Guests may cancel for free provided that: (1) reservation is canceled within 48-hours of reservation confirmation, and (2) reservation was confirmed at least 11 days before scheduled arrival.
Payment Policy:
- 30 days or less prior to arrival: Guests pay 100% at time of reservation.
- More than 30 days before arrival: Guests pay 50% at time of reservation, the remaining 50% will be charged 30 days prior to arrival.
- For guests paying with Points or Cash & Points: 100% of payment of both Cash & Points will be deducted at time of reservation, once booking is verified within 48 hours.
Cancellation Policy:
- 30 days or less prior to arrival: No refund issued, unless ‘Grace Period’ applies.
- More than 30 days before arrival: 100% refund.
House rules
- SuitableForChildren,SuitableForEvents,Important: We are committed to protecting our properties and staying compliant with short-term rental regulations. As part of our protection plan, included in your booking price, you will be required to complete an independent third-party verification through Truvi. Before your booking begins, you will be contacted via email and/or text to confirm your details and complete the verification process.
- To ensure a smooth check-in experience, you'll also be asked to review and sign the house rules and FCM Homes terms & conditions via the Guest App Link sent in your reservation confirmation. Please make sure to complete both steps at least 24 hours before your arrival to receive your arrival instructions. Thank you!
- HOUSE RULES:
- - The primary reservation holder must sign the rental agreement provided with the reservation confirmation at least 24 hours before check-in.
- - The primary reservation holder is required to be 25 years or older and remain on the property for the duration of the stay.
- - The primary reservation holder is fully responsible for any damage to the property caused by their guests.
- - The property’s maximum occupancy must not exceed the number specified in the booking.
- - Non-compliance with the rental agreement may result in additional charges, up to and including eviction with no refund.
- Security Deposit : There will be a security deposit of $1,500. The security deposit will be refunded 72 hours after your stay and may be 7 business days once the refund is initiated for your banking entity to finalize the transaction.
- Parties and Events: Parties or events are prohibited unless explicitly approved in writing. This includes hosting non-guests or exceeding the designated occupancy. If approved, the property can accommodate up to 50 guests, and event insurance is required. Approved events are subject to event fees and/or an additional fee per occupant exceeding the original occupancy limit.
- Parking: Please do not park on the grass. Only park on paved or gravel areas.
- Check-in/Check-out: Early check-in and late check-out may be arranged, subject to availability, and additional fees will be incurred.
- Pets: Pets are not permitted unless pre-approved by the owner. Extra charges may apply.
- Smoking/Vaping: Smoking and vaping are strictly prohibited inside the property and on its premises. $1,000 smoking fee per house.
- Toilet Usage: Only the toilet paper provided is flushable. Feminine products, wipes, and other materials must not be flushed.
- Sinks: Please do not put food, coffee grounds, or grease into the septic system.
- Fire Hazards: Fireworks, sparklers, and candles are not permitted anywhere on the property for safety reasons.
- Fire pit: For your safety, please prioritize fire safety at all times. Do not use the fire pits during a burn ban. You can check the Kendall County website for the latest burn ban information. Burn bans often prohibit the use of any open flame outside, including charcoal grills.
- Weapons: Firearms are prohibited on the premises. Hunting is strictly forbidden.
- Fireplaces: Indoor fireplaces and chimneys are non-operational and must not be used.
- Furniture: If furniture is moved during your stay, it must be returned to its original location before departure. Additional charges may apply if this is not completed.
- Outdoor Furniture: Outdoor furniture must be covered after use to prevent weather damage.
- Cameras: Exterior cameras are installed for security purposes. Tampering with or disabling them is strictly prohibited.
- HVAC: The thermostat should not be set higher than 76°F (heating) or lower than 68°F (cooling). Adjustments should not exceed 2°F per hour. Please keep windows and doors closed to maintain HVAC efficiency and prevent any Texas-sized insects from entering the home.
- Sunroom: The sunroom offers great views, but due to its glass design, it may get warm during the day and won't hold a consistent temperature. Keep the doors closed as much as possible to retain the inside temperature.
- Pool Notes: The pool and lazy river are not heated.
- To use the Lazy River, please reach out to us in advance so we can turn it on for you remotely. A few important notes:
- - The lazy river can run for up to 4 hours at a time, followed by a mandatory 1-hour break.
- - A maximum of 8 hours of run time is allowed per day (two 4-hour sessions).
- - If you’d like it turned on again after a break, just let us know and we’ll take care of it for you.
- Pool Rules:
- - Rinse off before entering the pool and/or hot tub.
- - No lifeguard is on duty; swimming is at your own risk. (Pool, hot tub, creekside)
- - Children under 17 must always be supervised by an adult in the pool area.
- - Glass items and food are prohibited in the pool or pool area. Additional fees will apply for any damage or cleanup caused.
- - The pool's water features and Lazy River operate on a set schedule to help preserve the equipment and extend its lifespan. Tampering with pool equipment will result in eviction and possibly fees to replace any damaged equipment.
- - Diving, jumping, and running in the pool area are prohibited.
- - Please do not put any extra bubbles or additives in the hot tub or pools.
- - Pool umbrellas must be closed when not in use to prevent damage from wind or storms.
- - Pool Towels: There are pool towels bundled in the main home sunroom. Please ensure the pool towels are not left in the pool area or outside, as they could get damaged. If you need more pool towels, please utilize the facilities to launder them.
- - Please feel free to utilize our pool floaties located in the pool house outdoor storage to the left of the pool house entry. Please put all the floaties back once you are finished with them so they do not blow away.
- - A first aid kit is available in the outdoor chest near the pool umbrellas.
- - In emergencies, immediately call 911.
- Golf Equipment:
- - Golf equipment is for use on the designated golf area only.
- - All clubs and golf balls must be returned to their proper storage area after use.
- - Guests are responsible for the condition of the equipment and will be charged for any damage or loss.
- Trash: All trash must be disposed of in the designated bins located at the front of the property on the side of the entry gate. Please notify our team immediately if the trash bins are full.
- Additional cleaning fees may apply if the property requires an unusually high level of cleaning due to excessive mess, damage, or neglect; extra charges may be added to cover the additional cleaning time and effort.
- Please note that this is a rural property out in the Texas Hill Country, where it's common to encounter wildlife such as birds, reptiles, deer, and other local fauna. Rural areas like ours may have limited or different services compared to urban settings, including cell phone and delivery services.
- As you may know, Texas is known for its bug inhabitants. Rest assured, we take proactive measures to manage this, and it shouldn't pose a problem during your stay. To help us keep them outside, please keep all windows and doors closed. Please feel free to use the bug spray underneath the sink.,Start: 22:00, End: 7:00
